Woody Allen Turns 73 Today

"Last evening I had the uneasy feeling that some men were trying to break into my room to shampoo me." Then I woke up this morning and found that not only was my hair silky smooth, but also up to four times stronger than users of the leading hair conditioner.

Manhattan (1979) FULL

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Stardust Memories (1980) FULL

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